Worst Thief Ever Knocks His Partner Out With A Brick

China has well over a billion people.

Which means it probably has quite a few inept criminals. But none as inept as these two thieves.

In the video, the pair approaches a storefront from the parking lot early in the morning. The first gets close to the window and tosses a brick it at. But he doesn't use enough force to shatter the glass. So then the second thief tries -- and hits his partner square in the head from a short distance.

Instead hauling away stolen booty, the masked man has to drag his unconscious friend to safety.