Tiffany Haddish made an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon in a stunning orange dress. They got into a conversational groove which felt predisposed to a friendship outside the lines. Jimmy was his usual goy awkward self, and Tiffany Haddish was right on cue with her lust for attention, driving home all the points in their written notes.
Tiffany Haddish had since declared a cessation talks revolving around the Beyonce biting incident, and she was true to her word. In fact she may have found a subject all the more ridiculous, if proven true in the end.
She recalled an incident at a Bar Mitzvah where she began dancing with an 80-year-old man, placing her buttocks in his pelvic region, and letting the music cause eruption. Not only did the elderly man collapse to the floor after several rump shake, but he remained unconscious until paramedics escorted him to a hospital where he was later pronounced dead. At which point Tiffany deemed it necessary to retire her 'Booty' from public events.
"I didn't wanna dance no more, I felt like this ass is deadly."
Haddish later added that the eldery man's family got in contact with her shortly there after. To her surprise they thanked her for giving him a joyous end to a life well spent.