Pink Owns a Twitter Hater Who Called Her 'Old': 'I've Earned Every F*cking Minute of My 38 Years'

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This is a fair warning to anyone who dares to try messing with Pink. The “Beautiful Trauma” singer had a few words for Twitter haters early Wednesday morning (May 16) after a user said she “looks so old that she] should be named Purple instead.”

Pink, course, completely owned the naysayer. She quipped back in response: “You must be from la. Well, there are a few people left in the world that choose to age naturally. And I’ve earned every fucking minute my 38 years. How you lookin though? Cause I never heard ya til you put my name in your mouth. I shall call you little purple troll.”

The hitmaking mother two continued to have her say in a separate tweet.

“I am the mindset that it’s a blessing to grow old,” she explained. “That if your face has lines around your eyes and mouth it means you’ve laughed a lot. I pray I look older in 10 years, cause that will mean I’m alive.”

Haters aside, Pink's fans appear to be generally amazed at how flawlessly she's aged, and can only hope she remains healthy enough to tour for another 38 years. “Can't wait to see you when you're 80,” another Twitter user said. “And if you're still doing aerial stunts, all the better.”

Pink delivered yet another hilarious reply: “You know I will! I'll call it 'the wrinkles and rolls tour.'”

Check out the tweets below.

You must be from la. Well, there are a few people left in the world that choose to age naturally. And I’ve earned every fucking minute my 38 years. How you lookin though? Cause I never heard ya til you put my name in your mouth. I shall call you little purple troll. https://t.co/3WcH2TRrHW

— P!nk (@Pink) May 16, 2018

I am the mindset that it’s a blessing to grow old. That if your face has lines around your eyes and mouth it means you’ve laughed a lot. I pray I look older in 10 years, cause that will mean I’m alive. —-

— P!nk (@Pink) May 16, 2018

You know I will! I’ll call it “the wrinkles and rolls tour” https://t.co/DMXdgyu3dB

— P!nk (@Pink) May 16, 2018