Donald Trump Says White House Is "Very Calm" Despite Contrary Reports

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Despite a few notable news sources alleging that the inner workings the White House are in a state disarray, Donald Trump is quick to denounce those claims. In a set tweets sent out earlier Wednesday morning, the former Apprentice host assured the public that most news outlets are fabricating internal dilemmas. 

The current Commander in Chief took to his favourite contemporary method communication to set the record straight. "So much Fake News about what is going on in the White House. Very calm and calculated with a big focus on open and fair trade with China, the coming North Korea meeting and, course, the vicious gas attack in Syria." Trump continues to admit that it feels "great to have Bolton & Larry K on board. I (we) are....doing things that nobody thought possible, despite the never ending and corrupt Russia Investigation, which takes tremendous time and focus. No Collusion or Obstruction (other than I fight back), so now they do the Unthinkable, and RAID a lawyers fice for information! BAD!"

Trump then began to speak about repairing America's inconsistent political affiliation with Russia, and how Putin's nation needs Trump's help more than ever. "Our relationship with Russia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Cold War. There is no reason for this. Russia needs us to help with their economy, something that would be very easy to do, and we need all nations to work together. Stop the arms race?"