Before Avengers: Infinity War was released last month, directors Joe and Anthony Russo demanded that fans keep their mouths shut when it came to spoilers. In an Instagram post, that has since been deleted along with everything else on the Russo brothers’ social media accounts (very suspicious) the directors posted a picture the Infinity Gauntlet along with a note that asked fans to be respectful and not spoil anything after watching the film.
Deadpool 2 is set to hit theaters next week, and being the troll that he is, Deadpool himself decided to make a parody the Russo brothers’ note. “To the greatest fans in the whole universe,” begins Deadpool/Ryan Reynolds before seemingly giving away spoilers while dropping his signature corny jokes.
“We have embarked on the ‘Deadpool 2: This is Kind Your Guys’ Fault’ Tour. Almost everyone in the film has given Maximum Effort the past two years, maintaining the highest level super secrets like how David Blaine catches bullets in his mouth. And the secret blend 11 herbs and spices in Colonel Sanders’ delicious moustache. Only a handful people know the film’s true plot. One them is not Ryan Reynolds. We’re asking that when you see Deadpool 2, you don’t say a f*cking word about the fun sh** in the movie. Cause it’d be super lame to spoil the fact that Deadpool dies in this one. Kidding. Not kidding. Kidding? Godspeed.”
Deadpool 2 stars Ryan Reynolds, Zazie Beetz, and Josh Brolin (aka Thanos), and it hits theaters on May 18.