Cardi B Pornhub Searches Have Plummeted Since December

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Cardi B searches on the popular Pornhub adult streaming service have spiked at an alarming rate. The Pornhub Insights Log data team reports that numbers indicate a 1007% increase in “Cardi B” searches in December, only to free fall after a video her and Offset pretending to have sex on Social Media was uploaded to the site. 

Before long, the keywords “Cardi B Sex Tape” became discursive on the site. The trend remained stable after the initial drop in popularity, with spikes occurring after the release “Finesse” with Bruno Mars, in February, and most recently in April when she finally revealed her pregnancy on Saturday Night Live. Users looking for greater stimuli have resorted to searching for “Cardi B look alike” in place the regular videos posted on the site. News cycles ten effect search increases on the website, as in the case other celebrities with content on the site such as Stormy Daniels, Aubrey O’Day and Karen McDougal.

For what it’s worth, the sexualization the pregnant body is something people are to ashamed to admit they find arousing. Pornhub’s data team has the unenble task combing through humanity’s greatest perversions as well as their nascent fantasies. Maybe one day, the world will bear witness to Cardi B’s threesome with Rihanna and Chrissy Teigen. Until then, we’ll have to respect the boundaries set before us.